Lemony Snicket

The Penultimate Peril: A Series of Unfortunate Events #12 (Unabridged)

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Lemony Snicket returns with the last book before the last book of his New York Times best-selling A Series of Unfortunate Events.

After any harrowing struggle, it is nice to consider checking into a hotel for a rest. In fact, this might be just the break Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire could use after their wearying deep-sea adventure.

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
NC1280L
Length: 
06:27
The Penultimate Peril: A Series of Unfortunate Events #12 (Unabridged)

The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


Like handshakes or housepets, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up, and down, a range of strange and distressing mountains.

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
1150L
Length: 
06:01
The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10 (Unabridged)

The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this program.

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
1080L
Length: 
04:18
The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 (Unabridged)

The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


I am sorry to say that the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
1150L
Length: 
03:05
The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 (Unabridged)

The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

Don't.

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
1120L
Length: 
03:16
The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged)

The Bad Beginning, a Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 (Unabridged)

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Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it.

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
1010L
Length: 
02:30
The Bad Beginning, a Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 (Unabridged)

The Carnivorous Carnival: A Series of Unfortunate Events #9 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

The word "carnivorous", which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating", and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
1120L
Length: 
04:51
The Carnivorous Carnival: A Series of Unfortunate Events #9 (Unabridged)

The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
NC1370L
Length: 
05:53
The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 (Unabridged)

The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be heard here but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to listen to.

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
1110L
Length: 
04:24
The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
1120L
Length: 
06:00
The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 (Unabridged)

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